The first couple of work-in-progress shows at New Greenham Arts a few days ago went well. Which is a relief. The first time you perform a new show, you have no real idea as to what you're dealing with. Will it need a complete re-write or will it just need a few nuts and bolts tightening? There's no way of knowing with any certainty until it's been put in front of an audience.
Now that I've done so and discovered that it doesn't need a complete re-write, I can roll my sleeves up and get stuck in to the show. It's why I often do these work-in-progress shows in pairs - because it means I have a day without travel in which to tinker with the powerpoint... which currently stands at 629 slides. It's a time-consuming thing to tinker with. But in lots of ways this is the fun bit.
The remaining work-in-progress shows start tonight and tomorrow in Braintree... followed by Andover, Wolverhampton and Tring...
| September 21st and 22nd | Braintree Arts Centre | Tickets | 
| September 23rd and 24th | Andover, The Lights | Tickets | 
| September 29th and 30th | Wolverhampton, The Slade Rooms | Tickets | 
| October 1st | Tring, The Court Theatre | Tickets | 
I've had a lot of emails, tweets and facebook messages asking me if the tour will contain material from the current TV series. It doesn't. If you like the series, I reckon you'll like the tour... but there's no crossover of material. (Of course, I might take stuff from the tour and use it in series 3... but that's a different matter.)
And then the tour proper kicks off a week on Friday...
| When | Where | Venue | Tickets | Box Office | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| OCTOBER   3, 2014 FRIDAY | WINCHESTER | Theatre Royal | SOLD OUT contact venue for returns | 01962 840 440 | 
| OCTOBER   4, 2014 SATURDAY | HEREFORD | Courtyard Theatre | SOLD OUT contact venue for returns | 01432 340 555 | 
| OCTOBER   5, 2014 SUNDAY | SHREWSBURY | Theatre Severn | SOLD OUT contact venue for returns | 01743 281 281 | 
| OCTOBER   6, 2014 MONDAY | NORWICH | Playhouse | SOLD OUT contact venue for returns | 01603 598 598 | 
| OCTOBER   7, 2014 TUESDAY | NORWICH | Playhouse | SOLD OUT contact venue for returns | 01603 598 598 | 
| OCTOBER   8, 2014 WEDNESDAY | NORWICH | Playhouse | SOLD OUT contact venue for returns | 01603 598 598 | 
| OCTOBER   10, 2014 FRIDAY | DUBLIN | Vicar Street | get tickets | 00353 (1) 775 5800 | 
| OCTOBER   11, 2014 SATURDAY | BRIGHTON | Comedy Festival | get tickets | 01273 709 709 | 
| OCTOBER   12, 2014 SUNDAY | MARGATE | Theatre Royal | get tickets | 01843 292 795 | 
| OCTOBER   14, 2014 TUESDAY | YEOVIL | Octagon | get tickets | 01935 422 884 | 
| OCTOBER   15, 2014 WEDNESDAY | ALDERSHOT | Princes Theatre | get tickets | 01253 329 155 | 
| OCTOBER   16, 2014 THURSDAY | HARROGATE | Royal Hall | get tickets | 01425 502 116 | 
| OCTOBER   17, 2014 FRIDAY | IPSWICH | Corn Exchange | get tickets | 01473 433 100 | 
| OCTOBER   18, 2014 SATURDAY | COVENTRY | Warwick Arts Centre | get tickets | 024 7652 4524 | 
| OCTOBER   19, 2014 SUNDAY | NOTTINGHAM | Playhouse | SOLD OUT contact venue for returns | 0115 941 9419 | 
| OCTOBER   22, 2014 WEDNESDAY | SOUTHEND | Cliffs Pavillion | get tickets | 01702 351 135 | 
| OCTOBER   23, 2014 THURSDAY | WIMBORNE | The Tivoli | SOLD OUT contact venue for returns | 01202 885 566 | 
| OCTOBER   24, 2014 FRIDAY | WREXHAM | William Aston Hall | get tickets | 01978 293293 | 
| OCTOBER   25, 2014 SATURDAY | CARDIFF | St Davids | get tickets | 029 2087 8444 | 
| OCTOBER 27, 2014 MONDAY | ST ALBANS | Albans Arena | get tickets | 01727 844 488 | 
| OCTOBER   28, 2014 TUESDAY | TUNBRIDGE WELLS | Assembly Hall | get tickets | 01892 530 613 | 
| OCTOBER   29, 2014 WEDNESDAY | HIGH WYCOMBE | Wycombe Swan | get tickets | 01494 512 000 | 
| OCTOBER   30, 2014 THURSDAY | STAFFORD | Gatehouse Theatre | SOLD OUT EXTRA SHOW ADDED ON NOV 5 | 01785 254 653 | 
| OCTOBER   31, 2014 FRIDAY | PRESTON | Guildhall | get tickets | 0844 844 7710 | 
| NOVEMBER   1, 2014 SATURDAY | ABERDEEN | Aberdeen Music Hall | get tickets | 01224 641 122 | 
| TUESDAY | We tried to reschedule, but it wasn't an option. | 01332 255 800 | ||
| NOVEMBER 5, 2014 WEDNESDAY | STAFFORD | Gatehouse Theatre | SOLD OUT contact venue for returns | 01785 254 653 | 
| NOVEMBER   6, 2014 THURSDAY | BEDFORD | Corn Exchange | get tickets | 01234 718 112 | 
| NOVEMBER 8, 2014 SATURDAY | DURHAM | Gala Theatre | SOLD OUT contact venue for returns | 03000 266 600 | 
| NOVEMBER 9, 2014 SUNDAY | NEWCASTLE | Theatre Royal | get tickets | 08448 11 21 21 | 
| NOVEMBER 11, 2014 TUESDAY | LIVERPOOL | Philharmonic | get tickets | 0151 709 3789 | 
| NOVEMBER 12, 2014 WEDNESDAY | SWINDON | Wyvern | get tickets | 01793 524 481 | 
| NOVEMBER 13, 2014 THURSDAY | LEICESTER | De Montfort Hall | get tickets | 0116 233 3111 | 
| NOVEMBER 15, 2014 SATURDAY | LONDON | Eventim Apollo | get tickets | 0844 249 4300 | 
| NOVEMBER 19, 2014 WEDNESDAY | CHELTENHAM | Everyman Theatre | get tickets | 01242 572 573 | 
| NOVEMBER 20, 2014 THURSDAY | GUILDFORD | G Live | get tickets | 0844 7701 797 | 
| NOVEMBER 21, 2014 FRIDAY | READING | Hexagon Theatre | get tickets | 0118 960 6060 | 
| NOVEMBER 22, 2014 SATURDAY | ST ALBANS | Albans Arena | get tickets | 01727 844 488 | 
| NOVEMBER 23, 2014 SUNDAY | SALFORD | The Lowry | 4pm: get tickets 8pm: get tickets | 0843 208 6000 | 
| NOVEMBER 24, 2014 MONDAY | BIRMINGHAM | Symphony Hall | get tickets | 0121 345 0600 | 
| NOVEMBER 27, 2014 THURSDAY | ISLE OF WIGHT | Shanklin Theatre | get tickets | 01983 868 000 | 
| NOVEMBER 28, 2014 FRIDAY | BRISTOL | Colston Hall | get tickets | 0844 887 1500 | 
| NOVEMBER 29, 2014 SATURDAY | BELFAST | Ulster Hall | get tickets | 028 9033 4455 | 
| DECEMBER 2, 2014 TUESDAY | DARTFORD | Orchard Theatre | get tickets | 01322 220 000 | 
| DECEMBER 3, 2014 WEDNESDAY | DORKING | Dorking Halls | get tickets | 01306 881 717 | 
| DECEMBER 5, 2014 FRIDAY | CAMBRIDGE | Corn Exchange | get tickets | 01223 357 851 | 
| DECEMBER 6, 2014 SATURDAY | SHEFFIELD | Sheffield City Hall | get tickets | 01142 789 789 | 
| DECEMBER 16, 2014 TUESDAY | LONDON | Queen Elizabeth Hall - Southbank Centre | get tickets | 0844 875 0073 | 
| DECEMBER 17, 2014 WEDNESDAY | LONDON | Queen Elizabeth Hall - Southbank Centre | get tickets | 0844 875 0073 | 
| DECEMBER 18, 2014 THURSDAY | LONDON | Queen Elizabeth Hall - Southbank Centre | get tickets | 0844 875 0073 | 
| DECEMBER 19, 2014 FRIDAY | LONDON | Queen Elizabeth Hall - Southbank Centre | get tickets | 0844 875 0073 | 
Hopefully see you there...
 
12 comments:
I've never been able to post something like this without getting quite a few angry messages from people complaining that the tour doesn't go near them... so with apologies, I thought I'd leave a comment here to try and head them off at the pass, so to speak.
The short answer: I don't book venues, they book me. If I'm not playing somewhere it either means they didn't book the show or they tried and didn't have dates that worked or - in the case of Oxford and Glasgow - are venues run by a company called ATG that (in my opinion) charges punters way too much for booking fees etc.
Well said Sir...the tour must come within 20 miles of most people, so no complaining guys. Looking forward to Winchester....do we have a dress code? As we're front row, need to ensure you have the right view!!!! :)
@Alan Jerram: the only dress code is that you should be dressed. I find a naked front row off-putting. Also, I sometimes take a hot drink on stage with me, so, y'know, it involves risk.
As to the other issue - the tour doesn't come close to plenty of people... and I have no issue with people moaning. It's just that I'm not the man to moan to because I'm not responsible. People seem very keen on the idea that I have assessed their town and decided it's not worthy - as if I would turn down work based on some silly prejudice I don't possess! Like everyone else, I go where the work is!
Sadly no dates in the deep South West this time Dave. However, I wouldn't dream of moaning at you: it's these damned theatres thinking we only want to see Jethro or The Wurzles!
The nearest place was preston and totally sold out �� �� ��
Looking forward to seeing you in Tring next week Dave. The venue is 5 whole minutes from where I live. Not good enough. Can you make sure your next tour gets a little bit closer to my house...
The tour is in the town near my village. Not good enough. Why not the village hall? They don't book gigs? Beside the point. There's always my living room...
See you in Tring, Dave. Can't wait.
Wayhay, Wrexham on 24 October, good man!
Nice use of HTML tables.
Just saw you in Andover, show was absolutely brilliant, very funny, very enjoyable, thanks for an entertaining evening. And here's a smiley face, just for you! :-)
Great show in Swindon last night. Re texting, my daughter's friend had a text from her mother telling her that her rabbit had died, followed by the letters 'lol'. (She thought she was sending lots of love!) :)
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