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Boob's? Surely that should be Boobs.Shocking.
Yup. On top of the general questions of taste and decency and occasion and all that, there are also the rogue apostrophes in "boob's" and "eye's".
Though to be fair he does possess an impressive awning over what is probably a disappointingly small toyshop.
Perhaps he has a more tasteful t.shirt in his carrier bag to change into that says 'STOP STARING AT MY FAT TUMMY'
Some headmasters really let themselves go don't they?
Contents of carrier bag58% chance: 4 cans of Tennants45% chance: binoculars23% chance: Boba Fett merchandise
@Rob: I saw the contents of the carrier bag. It was sandwiches. Several sandwiches.
Wrong on so many levels. Well spotted.
It's OK Dave, it's definitely not just you. Worra shocker.
Dribble all down his front and a plastic bag that's a pretty normal look for Uxbridge. Moobs are all the rage around here.
No mister. Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
Boob's? Surely that should be Boobs.
ReplyDeleteShocking.
Yup. On top of the general questions of taste and decency and occasion and all that, there are also the rogue apostrophes in "boob's" and "eye's".
ReplyDeleteThough to be fair he does possess an impressive awning over what is probably a disappointingly small toyshop.
ReplyDeletePerhaps he has a more tasteful t.shirt in his carrier bag to change into that says 'STOP STARING AT MY FAT TUMMY'
ReplyDeleteSome headmasters really let themselves go don't they?
ReplyDeleteContents of carrier bag
ReplyDelete58% chance: 4 cans of Tennants
45% chance: binoculars
23% chance: Boba Fett merchandise
@Rob: I saw the contents of the carrier bag. It was sandwiches. Several sandwiches.
ReplyDeleteWrong on so many levels. Well spotted.
ReplyDeleteIt's OK Dave, it's definitely not just you. Worra shocker.
ReplyDeleteDribble all down his front and a plastic bag that's a pretty normal look for Uxbridge. Moobs are all the rage around here.
ReplyDelete