
I was curious. How do you accidentally headbutt someone in a theatre? I assumed he meant it was some kind of reaching-across-the-bar-during-the-interval accident rather than a during-the-show-and-sitting-in-your-seat kind of thing... so I asked. And this was the answer:

Another person hurting themselves in one of the shows. I was getting worried. But luckily, someone else has been in touch to tell me of the show's healing powers:

So y'know... it's not all bad.
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ReplyDeleteWe shall call you 'Dangerous Dave' from now on. :-D
ReplyDeleteYou've never made me laugh, so no danger of my being injured. If you know the names of any comedians likely to make me laugh so much that I injure myself, and the names of lawyers willing to represent me in resulting legal action, I would be very grateful.
ReplyDeleteI havent laughed so much in ages, you were fantastic in stafford, i can understand the injuries and the phlegm thing even though i do feel rather sick at the thought ha ha.
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