Monday, June 21, 2010

Is it just me or is this not really the shirt to wear to a school fete?

No mister. Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

And while you're at it, stop staring at girls' tits.

10 comments:

Unknown said...

Boob's? Surely that should be Boobs.
Shocking.

Dave Gorman said...

Yup. On top of the general questions of taste and decency and occasion and all that, there are also the rogue apostrophes in "boob's" and "eye's".

Justthoughtyoumightbeinteersted said...

Though to be fair he does possess an impressive awning over what is probably a disappointingly small toyshop.

jazzmonkey said...

Perhaps he has a more tasteful t.shirt in his carrier bag to change into that says 'STOP STARING AT MY FAT TUMMY'

Belinda May said...

Some headmasters really let themselves go don't they?

Rob said...

Contents of carrier bag
58% chance: 4 cans of Tennants
45% chance: binoculars
23% chance: Boba Fett merchandise

Dave Gorman said...

@Rob: I saw the contents of the carrier bag. It was sandwiches. Several sandwiches.

Anonymous said...

Wrong on so many levels. Well spotted.

Scottish Nature Boy said...

It's OK Dave, it's definitely not just you. Worra shocker.

Anonymous said...

Dribble all down his front and a plastic bag that's a pretty normal look for Uxbridge. Moobs are all the rage around here.