It's Father's Day today. Don't forget to send your old man a card.
Oh... and your Grandad. Don't forget to send your old-old man a card either. You know... everyone gets a card for Grandad on Father's Day don't they? Yeah. Of course they do. Nothing weird about that.
And don't forget Great-Grandad either. You must get your old-old-old man a card too.
When did this start happening? How have I missed it til now? What?