Dermot Draws The Egghead's Curtains...

Does Dermot do this every day or was this a coincidence?

And finally...

Hello Coventry!



Hello Carlisle!


Hello Preston!



Hello Perth!


Goodbye tour. For now.

We're going to extend the tour into next year. I'll have the dates all sorted soon!

Thanks to everyone who's been to see the show. I've bloomin' loved it.

Hello Again. Again.

Hello Cheltenham!


Hello Wolverhampton!


Hello Leicester!


Hello Hammersmith!


Just Coventry, Carlisle, Preston and Perth to go... I'm going to miss this show.

Or maybe I'll just find a way to do it some more.

The Mind Wanders When You're On Tour...

Take a full page ad for Specsavers from a national newspaper. Cut the face in half, removing the nose:


Then see what you'd like with grey hair:


Or a stubbly, silver beard:


Like I say. The mind wanders when you're on tour.

I'm Sorry Belfast!

Well this tour was just going a bit too smoothly so something had to come along and upset the apple cart. Bah.

Unfortunately there's a day of industrial action planned for November 30th. Which means that the Waterfront Hall in Belfast is unlikely to have any staff. Including stage crew. Which makes putting the show on... well, kind of impossible.

So unfortunately we're left with little choice but to postpone the show to another date. It's a bit far off. June 15th. 2012.

That's literally as much as I know at the moment. If you have a ticket for the show next Wednesday - I can only advise you to contact the agency you bought it from. Of course, I'll try to find out more and update this page as and when I find anything out.

I'm gutted. But there really isn't anything I can do about it. Sorry.

The Wolves Civic

I'd love to have been at the Wolverhampton Civic yesterday because it was home to the final of the Grand Slam of Darts. I like darts.

The tournament was won by Phil Taylor - the finest darts player there's ever been. I like Phil Taylor. I'm a fan of darts.

Unfortunately I wasn't able to watch the final. I was on stage at the time. Having a lovely time in Cheltenham Town Hall as it goes. But I will be at the Wolverhampton Civic later on today as it just happens to be the venue for the next gig on the tour.

I've been hoping that a little bit of darting memorabilia might have been left behind for me.

But I wasn't expecting this:


Here's a close up of the sign:


How bloomin' lovely is that?

Very lovely.

More Photo Hellos

Hello Bristol!




Hi Wycombe!


Hello Tunbridge Wells!


And Hello Watford!


Just Cheltenham, Wolerhampton, Leicester, London, Coventry, Carlisle, Preston, Perth and Belfast still to come...