|There's one for every episode for you to not collect...
|Grown men, playing with their dolls.
Some people seem genuinely disappointed that they're not available. But they're not.
You can't get one. Even I can't get one.
When I respond to say as much, some people seem convinced that this is some kind of cunning double bluff and that we'll make them available as an ironic, nonsense bit of merchandise at some point.
We won't. We really won't.
|(No, I don't think they look like me either.)
I've never been comfortable with the idea of selling myself as a product. I tell stories for a living. I'll cheerfully sell you tickets, books and DVDs and so on because those are all just different ways of delivering what I do.
T-shirts, key-rings and, heaven help us, dolls are something else. I know plenty of people who do sell that kind of merchandise - some of them, friends, many of them comics I admire.
And people have tried to persuade me to join their ranks because it could/would make touring a more lucrative enterprise.
But there's always been something making me resist the idea. The way I see it: I don't think I'd be comfortable standing next to someone in a pub if they had my face on their t-shirt. So it would be a bit weird of me to sell them that t-shirt?
I don't know. I don't think there's any great moral argument being made here... it's just not something I'm very comfortable with.
|Not available, not even in bad shops.
But it wasn't allowed. Presumably, because they needed them all for some post-production reason.
I'm probably not the best judge as to whether or not they look like me or not but I'm not very convinced. On the day I spent some time trying to work it out.
I'd hold one in my hands and look at it from all angles and as I turned it slowly between my fingers, there'd always be one moment - just one, precise angle - where it seemed to resemble me... but then a millimeter more rotation and it would look nothing like me again.
I wanted to get one because I wanted to send it to my Mum. Anonymously. She didn't know anything about the trail and there would have been ample opportunity to have one dropped off at her house before any of the ads had been shown on the box. Imagine coming home to find a doll designed to look like your son waiting for you without any context to explain its existence?
She'd have called me to ask what it was and why it was there. I'd have denied all knowledge of it. She'd have believed me and...
Oh well. Too late now.
I don't know what's happened to them since the shoot. I dread to think.
I think they were all Nialls. Or maybe they were Liams. They had to all be the same one because the neck size varies from doll to doll otherwise.
So pity the poor props buyer who had to go to a toy shop and buy eight Niall dolls.