The title's a bit of a lie. But in the last three days I have cycled 270 miles.
I'm going to Belfast in the morning and I have a bag to pack... which means I don't really have time to write about it now.
But I will. When I'm back.
In the meantime, know this: my arse is numb.
Hopefully, I'll see some of you in Belfast for my reading on Saturday afternoon.